Today was a quiet day.
My 3 ‘o’ clock cancelled
But my wonderful young girlie friend decided to desire fondue for lunch.
Out came the associated apperatus, duly setup on the table for maximum accessibility.
(Complete with a heatproof mat for safety)
Unfortunately the aforementioned apperatus was a little dated and i guess the term leaky would be an understatement in regard to the burner.
The burner decided that it wouldn’t light
I added a little more fuel…
And a little more…
And a little more just for luck…
Still nothing…
Flooded it (meths everywhere)…
Now it lights…
As does the handle of the burner, the base of the burner, and the sides, bottom and top of the burner.
Simon remakes a mini towering inferno at home.
The fondue is now getting warm…
Warmer…
Hot…
Boiling!!! Now what??
“Simply turn down the heat to keep the fondue simmering” – Recipe book :confused:
Eh?? Turn down the heat???
Tried turning the burners handle (now excruciatingly hot) to cover up some of the flaming air holes.
Now the sides are alight, as is the top…
Places cover onto burner to attempt to extinguish the burner.
Now burner AND cover are alight… :crazy:
Decides to remove source of heat to garden as risk of fire escalates. BUT the handle of the burner is too hot to hold – ponders – “Oven gloves?” – “In wash”
Kitchen roll (that well known non flammable paper cloth) – quickly Simon is holding a small but painful Olympic torch. Throws burning mass into garden (Its raining – GOOD!!)
Grabs a soaked kitchen towel – removes source of heat into garden – saves day
Burner continues to burn in garden (safely) for HOURS…
Not having fondue for a while again.
For those of you who do not know me, I am quite a hairy guy.
The house now smells of meths and burning hair. :laugh:
Simon (wishing for eyebrows…)
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